aaaaaaaa My family is leaving the island today, so I have to leave in a few minutes to move my stuff from their condo to my dorm before I head to work. (And then after work I need to actually settle into my room, since I’ve been staying in my parents’ condo for the past few days. I’ll probably make a short video when I’m done with that so you folks can see just how tiny my room is.)

First day of work here… I’m so nervous. I don’t remember if I was this nervous on the first day of my internship here two years ago—but maybe I was? Not sure. Today is job training, in any case. Praying that it’ll all go well.

aaaa I keep forgetting to upload this!

A while back, SillAlive asked me to draw a cover for her fanfic, Target Acquired (which you should all go read and which I will write a formal fic recommendation for sometime in the near future). She gave me a description, and I drew it.

…Errr, sorta. Chell is very obviously traced from the official Lab Rat comic. XD;; It’s supposed to look like one of the panels in the first few pages of the comic. I also based the lettering of the title on the lettering in the Lab Rat comic. … So really I guess I can’t take too much credit for this pic. %D;;;

But that doesn’t matter! What matters is, you should go read this fic. So… do it!

toysters:

 threeA: Portal 2 - ATLAS and P-body

Полноценный анонс двух персонажей из игры Portal 2 от threeA. Подвижные фигурки с функцией подсветки d vfcinf,t 1/6 будут доступны для заказа уже в мае на www.bambalandstore.com. Обсудить…

… are these the Atlas and P-body figures

GIVE THEM TO ME RIGHT NOW

Seriously wow those are fantastic looking. @__@

stillalivedoingscience:

Chocolate Covered Portals: stillalivedoingscience: chocolate-covered-portals: Something that’s…

stillalivedoingscience:

chocolate-covered-portals:

Something that’s for a while horribly confused me about Wheatley’s model — if you look closely at his chassis model, you can see little holes where his handlebars were ripped out (no wonder he screamed):

image

But then, during the moon…

yes, exactly… he does that in the tube-ride scene, flips backward so his plug is where his eye should be. i know it doesn’t make *actual* sense when he’s in the chassis, though. his handlebar holder-thingys stay at his front.

wheatley’s just a mess in the chassis. :P there’s also the glaringly-obvious changes in design from A). GLaDOS chassis to wheatley chassis and B). wheatley post-core transfer chassis and wheatley final battle chassis. i still like the silly headcanon that he’d “improved” his own body himself and ignored all safety precautions while doing so :P

I kinda figured that the chassis changes from GLaDOS to Wheatley were things done by the core transfer. Like, if the alternate core is masculine rather than feminine, the chassis is changed during the core transfer. Otherwise it would look kinda odd.

… Then again it looks odd ANYWAY since cores are very obviously too small to be the “head” of the chassis. They’re just short of three times smaller than GLaDOS’s head.

The many engineers at Aperture Science were always in competition—sometimes friendly, sometimes not—with each other. They were constantly trying to one-up each other as they worked on updating already-existing technology and creating new devices. Even after the GLaDOS project began, the competition continued—in fact, it was encouraged. But instead of working on just anything, most of the company’s engineers were working on cores.

GLaDOS needed to be tamed, and so the various engineering teams churned out cores in an attempt to curb her murderous tendencies. If a failed core was still functioning, it was reassigned to some other job so more employees could be working on developing even more cores. But they weren’t making the cores just to save their skin—they wanted recognition. They wanted to be the team to develop the core that finally tied a leash around that mad AI. The competition ensured that they kept working.

But it wasn’t always a good thing. Sometimes two teams would get the same idea, and each group would race to finish the development before the other one. The result was a pair of cores that were a bit too similar.

That was the case when two teams came up with the same idea to develop a core that would relay stories to GLaDOS in order to calm her. Though the idea was the same, the cores came out differently: one was the Storyteller Core, and the other was the Fiction Core.

The Storyteller Core was at first programmed to have a set number of stories to tell—fairy tales, classics, and so on—but the engineers quickly realized that if she was to keep GLaDOS distracted for a decent length of time, she would have to be able to tell more stories. So they changed her programming to tell not only tell classic tales, but also to craft her own stories to tell. Oftentimes she would get ideas for these stories by listening in on conversations around the labs.

The Fiction Core worked similarly, but instead of telling the stories verbally, he was to feed them to GLaDOS in the form of data. Originally he was to send already-written stories, but the engineers developing him learned of the mistake the other team made. They fitted him with similar programming, giving him the ability to write his own stories.

The Storyteller Core was finished first and immediately fitted onto GLaDOS. Happily she began to tell the AI a number of stories, which GLaDOS tolerated for a little while. But eventually the Storyteller Core hit upon a tale—one she had come up with after listening in on a conversation between some of the higher-ups in Aperture—that struck a nerve in the AI. Enraged, GLaDOS ripped the core off of her body and flung it across the room, slamming her into a wall and inflicting a nasty dent in her hull. The AI then managed to kill a couple scientists before they finally shut her down.

Not wanting to risk the same thing happening again, the engineers decided to skip over the Fiction Core. Instead of attaching him to GLaDOS, they sent him off to work elsewhere, like a core that had failed its original function. The Storyteller Core was also sent off to work, but she was not repaired—she could work just find with a dent in her hull, and they needed to get back to work on developing more cores.

Story was rather upset over her failure, but she was even more upset for another reason: the dent in her hull gave her a perpetual headache, which made it impossible for her to focus to come up with any more stories. She could work a job just fine, yes, but she could not perform her original function, which quickly drove her into bitterness. She took out this bitterness on the other constructs in the facility, usually by spreading hateful gossip about them.

Fic, meanwhile, did not understand why he had never been attached to GLaDOS—why he had somehow failed without ever actually trying anything. This didn’t help his self-confidence any, but it didn’t prevent him from trying to carry out his function. Instead of writing out things in his processor, however, he managed to get one of the employees to tie a pen to his handle, and stole a notepad from elsewhere. Though he was supposed to be working, he would sneak away whenever possible to write stories in his notebook.

Eh, I wanted to write out the backstory of my two stupid fan-cores. So here’s a crappy picture with some crappy writing to go with it. :P

Good news: I have moved my stuff into my dorm! And I have NO ROOM-MATES!

Bad news: My room is slightly larger than a closet.

It’s gonna be a fun five months. \o/;;

In all seriousness, I’m not worried. It’s not like I’m gonna be in my dorm all the time—I’ll be biking around the island and going places. I start work on Wednesday and I found out I get to work in the store in the fort, as well as in the visitor’s center, which is really really nice because both were places I wanted to work at—especially the visitor’s center.

for those wondering why I didn’t really sign onto Skype or anything, I’ve been doing stuff all day and now I am going to bed because I am exhausted and I have to get up early tomorrow ‘cuz we’re traveling in the morning, so goodnight

Hey guys, if anyone wants to watch my graduation ceremony, take a look here. They mention my name at about 1:20:20, and you’ll see me a few seconds later. I’m the short one with glasses, and you’ll see me laugh for a moment, ‘cuz the president of the college was commenting on my medal. :P

…It still hasn’t hit me yet that I’m done with college.

Here’s some snippets of Cave’s recordings from my story. I’ve never written him before, so I’m not sure if these quite match his “voice.”

Cute, isn’t it? Well, that’s just the demo version. Trust me, the real version won’t seem so cute once it’s firing fifty bullets per second directly at your vitals. That soft voice just lulls you into a false sense of security. Or, that’s what it’s supposed to do. You tell us! Though if you’ve got most of your organs replaced with lead, you probably won’t be able to do that—but don’t worry! If that’s the case, we’ll know we’ve succeeded.” A pause. “And we’ll patch up what’s left of you afterward.

Before you start testing, we’ll need to set you up with some equipment. Now you might have heard rumors of some mystical, space-bending, portal-creating device we’ve concocted here at Aperture, and let me tell you right now: all those rumors are true! Well, except for the part about the portals occasionally flipping your skin inside-out and turning your livers into rocks. We fixed that last month.

Great job! The fact that you’ve completed this test means you are not brain damaged—which you shouldn’t be, of course, but we have had that happen once or twice. But now in this next test you’ll meet your first real challenge. Try not to get blown into pieces, and you’ll hear from me at the next lift.

So, yeah, there you are. Does this sound like Cave, or not quite?

To Tumblr, Love Pixel Union