lightningeclipse asked:

THE WHEATLEY. (for the character meme thing)

Figured this would be coming. XD

Wheatley

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY | ADORABLE I wanna hug him

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes hello I make a crapton of stupid mistakes and I am a wuss how are you | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends or I’d try to be friends anyway and probably wind up spoiling him or something | best friends | date | become their steady | neither | i don’t know

starprincess13 asked:

GLaDOS and Chell. :3

GLADOS

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful (for a robot!) | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no I am not a murderous sadistic psychopath thanks | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady | neither | i don’t know | AAAAAAAAAAA GET AWAY FROM ME I DON’T WANT TO TEST

Chell

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really I mean I don’t really hate robots and I’m nowhere near as tenacious as she is but | somewhat | yes | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady | neither | i don’t know I’d imagine it would be pretty difficult to befriend Chell or even talk to her

jaywings asked:

whispers bill cipher (and also dib)

Very well!

Bill Cipher:

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY | equal amounts cute and horrifying and I wouldn’t have it any other way

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no i am not insane and i do not enjoy pain | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady | neither | i don’t know | I WOULD RUN FAR FAR AWAY FROM HIM GOOD GRAVY

Dib:

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY | HE’S 11 (though he is adorkable)

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes I was bullied a lot as a kid too and tend to talk way too much | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends probably, though I’m not too into paranormal stuff | best friends | date | become their steady | neither | i don’t know

godtiering:

give me a character (from anything ever) in my ask and I’ll rate:

looks: somewhat attractive | eh | not really my type | pretty | handsome | beautiful | stud | gorgeous | SWEET LORD MERCY

can you relate to this character on a personal level?: no | not really | somewhat | yes | they are me

would you date/be friends with this character in real life if they were real?: total bros | friends | best friends | date | become their steady | neither | i don’t know

READ ME PLEASE! reblog to spread the news!

suicidal-wheatley:

babycharmanderkeckleon:

free-chell:

suicidal-wheatley:

Goo to the corrupted cores before seeing evil Wheatley, look up. The thing lighting them isa core. This core doesn’t have a name. I’m naming him Gregory or greg.. How cool is that? No one acknowledges him but me!

seriously! Tell me if you noticed or not!

The flashlight core? Lots of people have noticed him.

but they never gave him a name… It just seems no one I know acknowledges his existence.

I’ve seen lots of folks mention him, but no, I haven’t heard any fan names as of yet.

I don’t really think all the cores have special names like Rick and Wheatley, though. Rick seems the type to name himself, and there’s likely some story behind Wheatley’s name, but none of the others have official names. I’m more wondering what the core’s function is and why GLaDOS didn’t use him to corrupt Wheatley.

princesszangiev:

coltercat:

The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

long fingers that are coming off of the ARM BONE. o_____________@

With how horrible that is I’m honestly amazed that the heels on it aren’t broken like every other cartoon bird out there.

stilliammemyself:

Okay there are links to an Ebay page about the blindboxes but I’m still super suspicious

There are only like four of each available and the company the seller says they’re from doesn’t have them on their website, and the seller says they are being shipped without boxes

And the potatOS one looks REALLY weird.

I mean, I’d like to believe it… but that’s ebay.  Not Valve or Neca or Level Up Studios.  I just don’t want anyone to get gypped is all.

But they’re also being sold on ToyWiz, which is a legit toy website. That’s where I got my first blind box turret when the first series came out—that was the only place you could get them for a while before ThinkGeek and the Valve Store started carrying them.

deepchrome:

babycharmanderkeckleon:

silverstreams:

intangible-rice:

The new Portal blindbox series has CUBES AND SPHERES

You can even get PotatOS what is this insanity

???!?!?!!!?!?!

I NEED THESE

OH MY GOSH WHERE DO YOU GET THESE I NEED THIS IMMEDIATELY

I believe ThinkGeek does them, and I imagine the Valve Store does as well?

Valve and Thinkgeek do not have them as of yet! But they are being sold on ToyWiz (which is where I got the first series blind box turrets when they were first released) and in some bookstores. The OP said Books-A-Million, so I would guess they would have them at Barnes and Noble as well, possibly?

I did some poking around, and I found photos of some of those blind box figures!

I can’t link to the photos themselves ‘cuz they’re on ebay, but you can click to the links to go to the auctions:

Companion Cube

Companion Cube (activated)

Wheatley (damaged)

Weighted Storage Cube

Weighted Storage Cube (activated)

PotatOS (in a crow’s nest)

Wheatley

Fact Core

Space Core

There are a few different turrets too. I didn’t see Rick but I don’t know why he wouldn’t be there.

I was excited when I heard about damaged!Wheatley figure, but it just looks like someone painted a line down his optic and scraped him up with sandpaper. XD;; Ah well. The others look GREAT!

stilliammemyself:

We may need a fact check here, guys.

There’s a post going around about a Series III Portal Blindbox with Spheres, Cubes, and potatOS… but I can’t find it even on the website for the company that makes them.  Is there a source for this, other than the one picture?  Or was that like an advance box not yet released?

Even if it does exist, I’d like to warn people that the box in that post is for Series III.  The box on the Valve website is Series II.  You will only get turrets in that box.

Yes, right here.

We’ve known about these for some time (there was a post several months back regarding a toy site announcing that these new ones would be available). I don’t know about the PotatOS, but it does clearly say on the box that it includes cubes and cores. It may show on another side of the box or on the display box which ones are available.

The person who posted the thing said that she got it from Books-A-Million, and I assume it would be in similar stores like Barnes and Noble.

It’s pretty common for odd toy stores and book stores to get this stuff before even Valve and ThinkGeek do. The Wheatley and Space Core plushies, for example, were available at conventions, and then later at obscure toy websites (which is where I purchased mine) before Valve’s store got them.

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